Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan’s Spin Team Mocked After Their Clients Humiliate Themselves For Days

British royal family news reveals that the circus is in town and the ringleaders cannot be found—who in the lawd’s green acre is advising hot mess dumpster fires Meghan and Harry on how to conduct themselves in public? Because it sure isn’t the best spin team that money can buy—or else the best flaks that money can buy hate their clients and are allowing them to self-immolate. Take your pick.

How else to explain the bizarre rantings and parading of vainglorious egos by H and M, day after day after day? These two have behaved so acutely vulgar recently that they’ve been called out by the hoi polloi as well as irate dignitaries such as Nelson Mandela’s grandson. It takes talent to be that offensive.

Royal Family News – H and M Are Offending

As the daily Mail notes, “The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have prompted a series of rows over the last week after Meghan’s first Spotify podcast and a lengthy interview with The Cut,” followed up by a train wreck interview today in which Mariah Carey accused a gobsmacked Meghan of being a world class diva not once, but twice. Double snap.

As such, “Prince Harry and Meghan Markle today faced questions over whether they are taking advice from the right people – or even listening to what they are saying.”

How bad are the cringe faux pas? Meghan whined about having to keep a royal engagement that displeased her and boasted that she can now, “say anything” after ditching the royals. She also found time to compare herself to Nelson Mandela.

Royal Family News – H and M Are Shoveling The Manure

Which led royal expert Phil Dampier to ask, “who is advising them and why are they making so many PR blunders … either their PR people are bad at their job or they are ignoring them,” with Phil adding that Meghan wants to be in control of the narrative.

Let’s call out the ship of fools advising the Markles: Archewell executive director James Holt, president Mandana Dayani, senior strategic advisor Genevieve Roth, communications chiefs Ashley Momtaheni and Christine Schirmer, business manager Andrew Meyer, audio chief Rebecca Sananes and content director Ben Browning.

Royal Family News – The Markle Ship Of Fools

James Holt previously worked for the Liberal Democrats, and he took on the voluntary position of communications director for Pride in London between 2016 and 2017.

Mandana Dayani is an Iranian-born activist associated with fashionista Rachel Zoe.

Ben Browning is thought to be key in convincing Spotify and Netflix to hire the Sussexes. He was not key in getting the pair to actually work. In two years time they have produced nothing for Netflix which cancelled Meghan and they barely managed to eke out two podcasts for Spotify. Nice work if you can get it.

Ashley Momtaheni started her career at Warner Bros and previously worked on ABC’s Good Morning America as a producer.
Rebecca Sananes is executive producer on the ridiculed Archetypes podcast, the last of which saw Mariah Carey call out sputtering Meghan as a diva (twice).

Christine Weil Schirmer, “was hired by Harry and Meghan in November 2020 to boost their global image.” Among her claims to fame is the fact that she studied at Meghan’s alma mater, Northwestern University.

Genevieve Roth, “previously served as the director of ‘creative engagement’ for the 2016 Hillary Clinton presidential campaign … and wrote in 2020 that she realized she was ‘rife with internalized racism’ after marrying her black husband Jordan Keith.”

Andrew Meyer is a long-suffering, erm, sorry make that “long-serving” advisor to Megs. He is credited as being behind her, “many … ventures over the years.” Quick, name one ….

Tell us what you think royal fans. Do H and M have an incredibly incompetent comms team or are the royal runaways simply saying whatever they please, manners be damned?

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