British royal family news divulges that both Prince Harry and Meghan Markle could be in the unemployment line soon unless someone takes a chance on them and their emaciated work ethic. In a nutshell, the corporations that decided to do business with them have one by one seen the error of their ways, the latest being Spotify.
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Last week the news was dumped that the Markles were fired from their Spotify contract after Meghan did an underwhelming 13 Archetypes podcasts in 2 ½ years. Find out who else is raising the red flag about the couple’s lack of business acumen.
Royal Family News: Markles Out of Work
Royal expert Richard Fitzwilliams labeled their brand “badly flawed” and does not have high hopes for their alleged new Netflix project said to be inspired by Great Expectations.
He said “It is one thing for Meghan to narrate Elephant for Disney, another to take on Dickens!” Can’t argue with that.
He noted that last year Netflix cancelled Meghan’s cartoon life story, Pearl, and Spotify were not impressed with their ideas which allegedly included Harry interviewing Vladimir Putin about his wretched childhood. It’s said that Harry’s Netflix documentary, Heart of Invictus, is due soon, so there’s that.
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Royal Family News: Harry’s Ideas Trolled
Fitzwilliams added: “Harry’s judgement about what to include in his memoir, Spare, was badly flawed too.” We’re pretty sure he’s talking about Harry waxing poetic about his frostbit penis, losing his virginity behind a bar, you get the idea.
The good news for the traitors is that Meghan has been signed by VIP talent agency WME. But, as the pundit notes “Hollywood dislikes failure. Many are asking how talented they really are.” That’s not fair. They are extremely talented at pushing his family under the bus and whining and complaining.
Royal News: What Can the Markles Do?
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And, the couple do well at p****** people off. After they were let go from Spotify one of its top execs called them “f****** grifters.” Soon after, Jeremy Zimmer, the head of prestigious United Talent Agency, let his opinion of the diva duchess known: “Turns out Meghan Markle was not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent. And, you know, just because you’re famous doesn’t make you great at something.”
Tell us royal fans, what do you want the Markles to do next to make an honest buck?
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I don’t feel sorry for them. They chose to bite the hand that fed them. They lived in the lap of luxury just to do their duty in the royal family. Now they have to really work like the rest of the population. But they’re still rich . They shouldn’t complain.