British royal family news regrets to report that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle could be unmarketable following their Spotify crucifixion. The gloves are off in Hollywood and no amount of Bon Ami will restore the Markle Sparkle.
What’s that giant sucking sound, you ask? According to royal expert Tom Bower, it’s the sound of a giant cosmic karma kiss.
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Royal News: Meghan and Harry Cancelled By Spotify
In so many words the royal family called them liars (“recollections may vary”) and Spotify labeled them untrustworthy con artists. Tom says this isn’t hater-ade, it’s Meghan and Harry “beginning to taste their own medicine.”
In case you missed it, Spotify dumped the terrible twosome last month branding them: “f****** grifters.” It doesn’t get any more cancelled than that. Meghan is now with WME talent agency but who except Roto-Router or Skunky Pumpers would envision Meghan Markle as the face of their brand?
Royal Family News: Meghan and Harry a Hard Sell
Bower wrote a caustic biography about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex in 2022. He told OK! magazine that it’s clear to see that “karma” has bit them in the bologna: “Meghan and Harry’s joint ventures are falling apart.
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They are beginning to taste the medicine that they handed out during the Oprah Winfrey interview.” Not just in that OG interview, but in every venture since, the Markles have snarked about their families and bad mouthed the monarchy.
Royal Family News: The Markle Sparkle
What’s next for the duke and duchess? An insider promised they are done trashing his family for money, but Bower notes “They’re finding it very, very hard to keep their brand reputable. They’re constantly having to defend themselves and they’re grasping for opportunities that don’t exist anymore.”
Meghan’s talent agency WME is the cream of the crop, with clients including Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Serena Williams, Robert De Niro, and Jessica Alba.
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No way is Meghan Markle in that stratosphere. She has been shot down as the face of Dior and rumors that she will star in a sequel to The Bodyguard have been ruthlessly mocked.
Royal Family News: What’s Next for Meghan?
Prior to meeting her prince charming, the former Suits star ran The Tig lifestyle blog. It’s been rumored that she may revive the site and be competition for Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop or Kourtney Kardashian’s Poosh. Tell us royal fans, do you think karma has hit the Markle brand?
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