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The real shock would be if Harry or his wife Meghan did anything to justify the millions of dollars given to them by Netflix, Spotify and Random House among other clueless employers.
The outlet notes, “a release date is still not set in stone by either the Duke of Sussex himself or his publisher, Penguin Random House, leaving questions as to whether it will be released this year at all.”
Royal Family News – Harry Can’t Launch
Royal expert Roya Nikkhah wrote in The Times that Prince Harry’s latest potential failure, “could also give the prince a chance to write about the Jubilee experience in the heavily anticipated book.” If so, it will, “provide Harry an opportunity to give his account of attending next month’s celebrations with Meghan and their children, the first time the Sussexes will have been reunited with the royal family for more than two years.”
Royal Family News – Harry Is A Book Author?
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The return of the royal runaways will reportedly be the icing on the cupcake of his, “intimate and heartfelt memoir,” about his fewer than four decades on this planet. What he has done to deserve a memoir is beyond reason, seeing as how the pampered elitist only ever learned how to make an actual bed after being forced to in the army. How embarrassing, and yet this is the indulged life he presumably must pad out with details from the real royals, the family he deserted to make a fortune in America.
In what could be called the most hilarious disclaimer ever, Harry promises his memoir will be, “accurate and wholly truthful.” As opposed to the rest of what comes out of his mouth? With a promise like that he will be lucky to fill the bargain bin.
Feast on this preview of Harry’s unreleased and maybe unwritten memoir: “I’ve worn many hats over the years, both literally and figuratively, and my hope is that in telling my story—the highs and lows, the mistakes, the lessons learnt—I can help show that no matter where we come from, we have more in common than we think.”
“I’m deeply grateful for the opportunity to share what I’ve learned over the course of my life so far and excited for people to read a firsthand account of my life that’s accurate and wholly truthful.” If it ever gets published. Don’t hold your breath unless there’s a paramedic in the house.
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