British royal family news divulges that we now know the identity of the “older woman” Dirty Harry lost his virginity to, whether we want to or not. The self-identified Spanker is, drum roll, Sasha Walpole, “a digger driver from Wiltshire,” according to the Daily Mail. We can all die happy now.
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Sasha, an entire two years older than Harry, outed herself as the woman described in Spare, a memoir drenched in self-pity and loathing.
Walpole claims Harry was 16 at the time, meaning she kept the secret for 21 years. Like Harry she is a parent of two children, but that is where the similarity ends. Not only does Sasha work for a living, she works hard for her money, digging out ditches and driveways with her massive backhoe.
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In 2018 Harry married former basic cable actress Meghan Markle. In 2016 Sasha married professional drift racer Ian Walpole, the man who, “bought her her first digger as a birthday present.” Sasha stated, “Now I drive a one-ton that goes through doorways and a three-ton too. Plus I have two dumpers.”
In case you missed it (count yourself lucky) Harry described their encounter in excruciating detail, informing readers that he “mounted” Sasha and in turn she “spanked” him. Maybe that should have come with a trigger alert?
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What does Sasha think about her infamy? She said, “Being exposed in a book is surreal. I’m here in my home in Wiltshire with my husband Ian and my kids and – 21 years later – this.” But wait, there’s more! The blunt woman declared, “I don’t think people will be amazed about me and Harry having sex in a field, but they are usually astonished by a woman driving a digger.”
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Apparently Harry and Sasha had a wham bam thank you ma’am moment, one that Meghan has no cause to be concerned about. The outlet reports that, “After a birthday celebration the night before Ms Walpole’s nineteenth birthday, the pair had their quick tryst behind the Wiltshire pub before going their separate ways, never speaking again.”
It was a shared love of horses that bonded them and Sasha recalls that, “The first time the Prince rang her on the white push-button landline phone wired into the wall at home, it was mother Lyn who answered … But their friendship came to an abrupt end when a quick cigarette break turned into a romp in a field – and they never spoke again.”
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Spoiler alert: Sasha is just as bad as Harry when it comes to vivid detail: “He started to kiss me,’ she remembers. ‘It was passionate, intense. We both knew. It went from a kiss on to the floor pretty quickly. ‘It was instant, fiery, wham bam, between two friends. It was sparky because we shouldn’t have been doing it … I didn’t know he was a virgin. There were no virgin vibes – he seemed to know what he was doing. It was quick, wild, exciting.
We were both drunk. It wouldn’t have happened if we weren’t.” And that, boys and girls, is about the best PSA for not drinking and mounting that we can think of. Be sure to catch up on everything happening with the royal family. Come back here often for royal family news and updates.