British royal family news shows that Dirty Prince Harry is obsessed with his body parts. Talk of his penis dominated his kooky tell-all Spare and now comes word that it’s his rumpus that caused all the ruckus regarding King Charles’ Maty 6 coronation.
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It was announced yesterday that Prince Harry will be at the event while his basic cable actress wife Meghan Markle remains home in California. But the RSVP was due April 3 so what was the delay? Would you believe Harry’s bottom?
Royal Family News: Harry And His Behind At Coronation
Sources reveal that the awkward delay had to do with the Duke of Excess demanding a proper seat at the historic event which takes place at Westminster Abbey on May 6, the same day as his son Archie’s birthday.
Royal Family News: Meghan Stays Home
The Mail reports that “extensive discussions” took place in the last few days between Harry’s people and the castle: “Harry’s side was keen to find out, presumably because they wanted to rubber-stamp it, what the seating plan at the Abbey is. There’s been extensive back and forth about who they [Harry and Meghan] would be sitting behind if they came. And who would be behind them.” Yep, it’s always about the behind with these two isn’t it?
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Royal Family News: Meghan And Harry’s Behind
Another source stated, “This is true. There has been a lot of questions on detail for the Abbey.”
Some sources think that Meghan is leaving Harry out to dry by staying home because she doesn’t want to be booed as they both were in June at Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee. At that time they were also placed away from the real royals, for example, at St. Paul’s Cathedral for a service of thanksgiving, they were seated on the other side of the nave from Charles, Camilla, William and Kate.
Royal Family News: The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex Make Coronation Plans
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And, at his grandmother’s funeral in September, he and Meghan were situated like sardines at the end of the second row “with a candle even obscuring … the Duchess.”
Ever since Megxit the two trash talkers have been put in their places, and The Times described them as the “second-rank … not nearly as important as before.” Harry is so far off the royal map that numerous outlets have indicated that he will be shunned at the coronation and limited to innocuous small talk too trivial to blab to Oprah or whoever is giving him an ear these days.
Stay tuned royal fans, we know that working members of the Royal Family will be in the prime front row seats at the Coronation and Harry is not allowed in the official procession. As to where he gets to sit his rear, we will tell you as soon as that crucial detail becomes available.
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He should be in the back row.