Royal Family News: Prince Harry’s “Todger” Mocked At The Grammy Awards

British royal family news teases that Prince Harry’s bod was not physically present at last night’s 65th Grammy Awards in LA but part of his anatomy was indeed large and in charge—so to speak. Dirty Harry’s just released memoir, Spare, was chock full of descriptions of his manhood, and as such host Trevor Noah couldn’t keep Harry’s name out of his mouth.

The usual A-listers were present at the Grammys on Sunday night at Crypto.com Arena and it’s not known if Harry and his former basic cable actress wife Meghan Markle were invited. At one point Noah introduced fellow Brit James Corden and in so doing made mention of Harry’s predilection for his penis. It’s probably safe to say that not in recent memory has one man’s procreational organ been as hotly debated as has Dirty Harry’s.

Prince Harry managed to mention the activity in his netherworld at least three times in his trashy memoir which dropped January 10. On this particular occasion, Noah brought up the time that Harry described the ravages of frostbite on his penis.

Royal Family News – Harry’s Penish Large And In Charge At The Grammy Awards

Noah made the crowd bellow when he introduced Corden with a sly dig at his friend Harry. Noah mentioned the part about Prince Harry revealing that he got frostbite during a trip to the North Pole in 2011. Noah said, “James Corden is a 12-time Emmy winner and the host of The Late Late Show. He’s also living proof that a man can move from London to L.A. and not tell everyone about his frostbitten penis.” Among those laughing at Harry’s expense were front row guests Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.

Royal Family News – Harry And Penis-gate

It’s not the first time that Noah encountered the tacky Markles. He was a guest in November on Meghan Markle’s Spotify podcast, Archetypes. Back to Penis-gate, Prince Harry felt the world deserved to know all about his frozen part and freely discussed his dodgy situation by explaining that he encountered the nip at the North Pole. He then returned to London with frostbite after joining the group Walking With the Wounded.

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The walk was delayed a few days due to inclement weather and Harry left early to attend Prince William’s April 2011 wedding to Kate Middleton. It was when he was back home that Harry learned the severity of his frostbite.

As he so valiantly put it: “Upon arriving home I’d been horrified to discover that my nether regions were frostnipped as well, and while the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t.” Oddly enough he brought his deceased mother into the equation, telling the reader that he rubbed her favorite lotion on his damaged dodger: “I found a tube, and the minute I opened it the smell transported me through time. I felt as if my mother was right in the room. ‘Weird’ doesn’t really do the feeling justice.” And for once, Harry is 100. Be sure to catch up on everything happening with the royal family. Come back here often for royal family news and updates.