Royal Family News: Psychic Reveals Meghan Markle’s Bold New Venture

British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Excess, debuted her and her husband’s much ballyhooed Spotify podcast last week, and it featured about 30 seconds of Harry, the rest all Me-again. It was panned as expected for a stale product two years behind schedule.

The fact that Spotify has not cut them loose after two years of nothing, as Netflix did, shows how desperate the company is to recoup any semblance of pride and/or coin. So, what comes next?

Royal Family News: Will Meghan Honor Her Commitments?

Would you believe that one royal expert expects Meghan and her arm candy to dump their present course and go in a different direction? One pundit thinks that Meghan is ready to leave performing behind, “and delve further into a different career, according to a new report.”

According to The News, Princess Pinocchio in particular is, “set to undergo a career U-turn after her and Harry’s Netflix deals. The royal pair are set to have big projects coming up in the pipeline – but after this, it seems Meghan might change her tack.”

Royal Family News: Will Harry Continue to Indulge His Whims?

That makes sense since Harry has no direction other than riding a horse, swinging a baton and getting sweaty. For the past several months Harry has made it clear his proclivity to lurch back toward his privileged and elitest lifestyle after marrying a vegan latte kind of girl whose motto is “Be Nice!” He gave it a valiant effort, but in the end Harry is royalty, and his wife just married into it.

Which means that he will live out his days as a polo playah and she is left to spend his millions figuring out her karma. That is what a psychic told the Daily Star.

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Royal Family News: Will Meghan Be Kind?

The outlet sought the counsel of psychic Jasmine Rose Anderson and asked, “if the Sussexes should be securing their Netflix deal and if it is a good idea.” The wise one responded by saying, “I do see tension around this. It won’t make many people in the royal family happy and I feel it will be heavily censored- there will be a lot they can’t say. The public will love it,” she said.

The public also loves adult furries, so take that for what it’s worth.

She said, “I see Meghan coming out with a few books around her views on things and around motherhood. I see three series. She wants them to follow their hearts and make their own decisions.”

Jasmine then dropped a hoot: “I see her laughing and rolling her eyes. Diana and Meghan would have been good friends I feel.”

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