British royal family news divulges that Harry and Meghan, Duke and Duchess of Excess have launched a nuclear war of words against … what exactly is it they are so upset over, who exactly is it that they are so mad at? One guess: the most mild mannered, sweet, thoughtful, real princess on the UK, Kate Middleton.
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It is not a good look that the Markles appear to have targeted the beloved mother of three in their bombastic Netlfix reality show trailer today—could they have fouled things up with his family more if they had tried? Or, maybe that was the point? Either way, the clueless Markles are being shamed and blamed on social media after trying to steal William and Kate’s thunder with their gaudy, inexplicable display of selfish moronicness. Let’s delve deep into the poo pile that is Harry and Meghan and their rumored “Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s” reality show.
Royal Family News – Meghan and Harry Reality Show
Today William and Kate are in Boston, tomorrow they will meet with President Joe Biden. Perhaps oozing with jelly, Meghan and Harry put out a wicked video tease of what has to be the most stupendously self-absorbed production to pollute the internet in a long, long, time. Their Netflix teaser plays solemn piano music, black and white photos of H and M splash against the background, and both sinister characters utter veiled threats of what is to come.
The monarchy should not be shaking in their boots so much as quaking with laughter: social media immediately decided these two wrong ‘uns are hysterically dunderheaded, the exact opposite of the self-important gravitas they were obviously hoping to achieve with their ponderous video effort. Is there anyone in the world willing to stand beside these two now, willing to be stained with the toxic Markle stench? Yes as a matter of fact, the KENNEDY FAMILY loves Harry and Meghan so much they are honoring them with a special award ceremony in NYC.
Royal Family News – Meghan And Harry Netflix Show
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The errant Kennedy’s might want to rethink their adoration of Meghan and Harry now that they have cast do-gooding Princess Kate as the villain in their cinematic masterpiece. Among the glowing, cherubic images of Harry and Meghan, the one still that stands out is the one of Kate glowering, the Princess of Wales with a frowning, hard expression. Does anyone believe that this is the real Kate?
Royal Family News: Meghan And Harry And Omid Steal the Show
Adding fuel to the fire, Omid Scobie, the Markles’ pet reporter, had the nerve to dig the knife in deeper, gleefully tweeting, “If tomorrow is William’s Superbowl, here’s your halftime show …” This is the kind of vain exuberance that goeth before a fall, and when the Markles topple their thud will be drowned out by applause. Never have two people with so much promise turned out so pathetic.
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