British royal family news divulges that Meghan Markle signed with the elite talent agency WME in April and three months later she is still unemployed.
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There are a LOT of rumors attached to her name but they are so ludicrous that PT Barnum is wheezing in his grave: “Meghan will be the face of Dior,” “Meghan will star in The Bodyguard.”
Now a top PR expert states that the woman who allegedly listed her dying father, and the death of Queen Elizabeth, for all her problems “may be struggling to find her footing in Hollywood.” You think? The only way to make Meghan acceptable would be a trip to the Witness Protection Program for an entirely new identity.
Royal Family News: Meghan Unemployable
PR expert Kieran Elsby told The Mirror that 90 days is a “longer period of time than is typically expected” to get employed.
The comments in response to this story told the tale as to why Meghan remains single (career wise at least): “Ghosts her own father. lovely woman she is.” Another person wrote “After THAT interview with THAT woman, who is going to hire her because they fear she will turn nasty against them?” and another added, “If you’re a major brand or studio why would you hire someone so divisive? Makes zero sense.”
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Royal Family News: Meghan Is A Toxic Commodity
Meghan and her husband Prince Harry were dropped by Spotify and Meghan struck out on her own to sign with William Morris Endeavor (WME) whose roster includes Adele and tennis player Serena Williams.
According to Elsby it’s troubling that a new client has not been signed to a major deal after three months: “we’ve heard nothing since. This is a longer period of time than is typically expected for a new client to secure deals, which suggests that Meghan may be struggling to find her footing in Hollywood.”
Unless there is demand for a new high-end fragrance that smells like “F****** Grifters.”
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Royal Family News: Meghan Called A Grifter
The expert tried to find an excuse for Meghan’s apparent failure: “It’s possible that Meghan is still in the early stages of developing her projects and doesn’t want to announce anything until she’s sure they’re ready.” But he had to admit “It’s also possible that she’s been rejected from potential partnership deals, which could be demoralizing and make her reluctant to share her plans with the public.” What plans?
He also suggested that Princess Pinocchio is merely “taking her time to figure out what she wants to do next.” That may be. She should be aware though, that no one may want to play ball with her.
Or as one commenter stated: “Clearly the article doesn’t go near the fact that Meghan is considered toxic and no one want an association with her.”
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