Royal Family News: The Only Service Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Know Is “Self-Service”

British royal family news reveals that last night the first teaser for the upcoming Oprah tell-all with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle dropped. Hard to believe, but based on those few seconds the Markle’s managed to bury themselves deeper into the muddy abyss of self-pity. Will they ever stop wallowing long enough to put on the big boy and girl pants and act like the people they think they are?

In the trailer tease a heavily made up Meghan hangs on to her baby bump like it’s a life preserver and stares at Oprah with a look that says she’s about to turn on the waterworks at any second.

According to supreme royal skewer, Piers Morgan claims that the, “most jarring part of the Oprah tease, Harry says ‘it’s been unbelievably tough for the two of us but at least we have each other.”

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As he correctly points put, “It really does take a staggering degree of self-wallowing narcissism to say those words after a year in which 2.5 million people have died in a global pandemic and tens of millions have lost their jobs and are suffering horrific financial hardship.”

“To say them from the gloriously safe luxury of a Californian millionaire row, as the glorious year-round sun beats down on you and your family while you bank gazillions trading off your royal status, is the most tone-deaf load of entitled garbage since Marie Antoinette was told that starving French citizens had no bread and sneered: ‘Let them eat cake!’”

At the same Harry’s grandfather, Prince Philip, has been hospitalized for days and at 99 years of age one must assess his condition as dire.

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But what really rattled Piers was the couple’s lecture to the Queen on ‘service.’

“The only service these two self-obsessed, rankly hypocritical, professional victims know is self-service.”

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They recently made a major change to their Archewell website which underscores the constant hypocrisy they spew: “Welcome to Archewell. Through our non-profit work, as well as creative activations, we drive systemic cultural change across all communities, one act of compassion at a time.”

“This all sounds great,” he notes, “until you remember this a couple who’ve been at bitter compassion-devoid war with both their own families for years.”

The show airs on Sunday, March 7 and the promo promises it will be a mud slinging accusation fest for the ages.

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