Shocker! Prince Archie To Adhere To Imbecilic Royal ‘Legacy?’

According to reports from royal “insiders,” Prince Archie is set to follow Prince Harry in a family tradition one day. (Doesn’t anyone ever wonder who these people commenting on Prince Harry and his family’s lives really are, or if they exist?) Now, that Royal family tradition or “legacy” as some call it, which Prince Archie is allegedly already contemplating as a toddler, is really nothing more than a passion for the environment and the political issue of climate change.

“Royal experts,” claim that Prince Harry is totally unafraid to address environmental issues and the Earth’s ostensible rise in temperature wherever he goes. This, despite Harry having a total lack of education or a higher degree of any kind on the subject. Never mind that though, Prince Harry is royal. Harry knows things. Besides, Prince Harry himself is following in the hallowed footsteps of his own father, Prince Charles. The difference here, of course, is that Prince Charles actually has a university degree, unlike Prince Harry.

Amazingly, Prince Charles was the first British heir to the throne or monarch ever to receive a university degree. Now, let that be a lesson to you … one need not go to the university in order to become rich and famous as Prince Harry. One might even be tempted to engage in hyperbole about class wars and social justice at this point when one thinks that according to The Royal Family’s official website, the total Sovereign Grant for 2019-2020 is $107,573,200.

Yet Prince Charles is the first in his family to have completed a university degree. Yes indeed, some might start to look with envy at the British royal family as a whole, including Prince Harry though he’s left the U.K., and start muttering about undeserved “privilege.”

Be that as it may, whether Prince Charles or Prince Harry has the credentials to opine on the subject of climate change and the environment, they do so anyway. Now Harry has been retained by the New York-based, Harry Walker Agency. This firm shops celebrity speakers around to various events all over the world and Harry reportedly will be talking about the issue he clearly holds near and dear to his heart.

Harry will, in fact, be discussed as often as he dares, and is hired to do so, the impending extinction of the human race in about 12 years’ time. Now, of course, the blabbermouths of Britain are suggesting that Prince Charles’s issues, the issues of Prince Harry … all of these will fall to Prince Archie one day. Archie too will be hyper-award and will care more for the planet and Mother Gaia than the rest of the unwashed masses (many of whom hold higher degrees).

Yet, what if Prince Archie doesn’t? What if Prince Archie’s views are nothing like those of his grandfather or father? That does happen. Many sons turn against the dearly held convictions of their fathers and Prince Archie may be no different.

It’s something British tabloids and “Royal Experts” may wish to consider before forecasting the behavior of a toddler who still has at least 17 years to go before he’ll be man enough to follow in Prince Harry’s “legacy.”