The Royals

British royal family news shows that the Markle family that sues together, stays together? It’s a moot point, since everyone knows that the clan is reportedly totes estranged. Something about Meghan bragging to Oprah Winfrey that she was raised as an only child and her sister Samantha Markle taking exception to her erasure. For the […]

British royal family news shows that one day after it was revealed that Meghan Markle is trying to trademark a common English word for her own use, it’s been has announced that she is no longer associated with the UK animal charity Mayhew. Meghan, the Duchess of Excess, abandoned the royal family in 2020 for […]

Meghan Markle’s first solo podcast will premiere this summer. The announcement came a year-and-a-half after she and husband Harry signed an £18million deal with Spotify. For the series, the 40-year-old revealed that she’ll be discussing labels and stereotypes “that try to hold women back” for the series. The series will be named Archetypes and will […]

British royal family news teases that Meghan Markle’s dad is at it again, airing his opinion and thereby risking the wrath/lawsuit of his daughter and SIL, the man he’s never met but affectionally calls a, “full carrot.” What is Thomas Markle slamming Meghan and Harry for this time? The pair snubbed Prince Philip’s memorial service […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle wants to use the word ‘archetypes’ and she’s taking legal action to get her way. Who does this? Who tries to own the English language and forbid other people from using it? No one can answer this, it is a question that defies logic, common sense, and […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry wed in London in 2018. The taxpayers footed the bill not just for the wedding, but also for renovation of the thirsty pair’s residence, Frogmore Cottage. The Markle’s quickly decided that the cottage was not up to their standards, and in a bombastic move […]

British royal family news teases that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have a well-placed fan who is talking up their uppity usurpation of the royal family as some sort of beneficent act. Despite tons of evidence to the contrary, one royal watcher asserts that Megxit, their ugly exit from the monarchy, has not set them […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle’s sister Samantha Markle has been called a lot of things by her little sister, including nonexistent—Meghan told Oprah Winfrey and the world that she was raised an only child, an orphan in her own mind. Luckily there is Samantha and their brother Thomas Jr. to set the […]

British royal family news shows there is no love lost between Princess Pinocchio Meghan Markle, Duchess of Excess, and the rest of civilization. Has there ever been another royal called out, “for her alleged attempts to ‘keep trading’ (a) Duchess title for the American dream?” Not in recent memory. Like as far back as the […]