Meghan Markle Didn’t Mean to Sabotage Kate Middleton, Jamscam is an Coincidence

British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle’s dog bone launch this weekend was a huge misunderstanding and blamed on Nachos Figueras for the optics of bullying a cancer patient.

In case you missed it, Meghan and Macho Nacho tried to sell dog biscuits and jam at the exact same time Kate Middleton appeared in public for the first time since revealing she has cancer.

What a co-inky-dink said Meghan. Then she Markled Nacho and said it was all HIS fault that HER jam and dog tricks were splashed all over social media. The epic fail is what The Daily Beast described as an “astonishing coincidence” and no one is buying it nor are they buying anything from Meghan’s lifestyle brand American Riviera Orchard—because there’s no merch at all. Just fairytales and nachos with extra cheese.

Royal News: Nacho Figueras Is Markled

It’s hard to feel sorry for Macho Nacho, Harry Markle’s polo bestie. No one told him ‘lay down with dog biscuits, get up with fleas?’ He 100 deserves all of the contempt coming his way.

On Friday it was announced that Catherine, the Princess of Wales, would be at Saturday’s Trooping the Colour following an almost six-month absence from public duties.

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Immediately social started to buzz that Meghan would thrust herself into the spotlight to steal the thunder, and she did not disappoint. No one saw Nacho’s complicity however; is he as dumb as he is beautiful?

Royal Family News: Meghan and Nacho Upstaged Kate

Apparently Macho Nacho is indeed on Harry’s IQ level because he was the one who revealed Meghan’s two new products in his Instagram Stories.

As Marie Claire notes “the timing really was pretty terrible … Meghan trying to upstage Kate, who announced in March that she is battling cancer, detected earlier this year.”

On Sunday someone got to The Daily Beast and clacked: “Meghan’s team reportedly didn’t set out to sabotage Kate” and no one should be mad at poor, innocent Meghan because this horrid display of vanity is all the male model’s fault. Uh huh. As soon as that tripe came out a merciless social media dragged both Megs and her tortilla chip companion with the outlet confirming “critics suspected that Meghan’s fingerprints are all over the affair.”

Tell us royal fans, are you buying Meghan’s latest pathetic excuse, or do you place the blame squarely on her and her Argentinian equestrian?

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