Meghan Markle FABRICATES Excuse For Hollywood SNUBS!

Meghan Markle initially tied the knot with Prince Harry for just one reason: Money, claim insiders. And these sources describe the Duchess of Delusion dreaming of her own castle with closets overflowing with designer clothes.

However, while the castle proved real, Harry’s actual wealth didn’t measure up to Meghan’s demanding dreams. But although the Duke of Sussex failed his wife in terms of wealth, Meghan does like his mantra.

“What Meghan wants, Meghan gets!” And as revealed below, what Meghan now wants involves the world believing her fictional excuse for Hollywood snubbing her attempts to become an A-list superstar.

Meghan Markle Puts Puppet Master Spin On 2023

The New Year can’t come fast enough for Meghan Markle. And as she and Prince Harry look back at 2023, the couple want to forget about all their failures.

For instance, the Duchess and Duke of Sussex faced a cancelled podcast, a disappointing reception to their Netflix documentary series, and multiple satires pointing out the hypocrisy in the publicity-hungry couple’s so-called “World Privacy Tour.”

But luckily, their California mansion continues plenty of closets to hold all those skeletons. And now Meghan has decided that the family will halt their losing attempt at repeatedly claiming they want privacy while hungrily grasping at every possible chance for media pics and headlines.

So how do you solve a problem like the Duchess of Sussex faces? As the family’s Public Relations Puppet Master, Meghan now has come up with a unique spin on all those failures. And her team claimed via the Daily Mail that Harry and Meghan prefer “quality over quantity instead of grabbing every opportunity that comes their way.”

(Can we give the Duchess credit as a fiction writer for taking a lack of film and TV role offers and translating that into a snobbish desire to seek only so-called “quality” leading lady roles?)

Hollywood Doesn’t Want Meghan Markle

However, public relations experts seem skeptical of Meghan’s attempt to re-frame her flops as successes. For instance, British PR expert Mark Borkowski thinks Meghan’s attempt at a comeback in Hollywood doesn’t stand much of a chance.

And the PR guru pointed out that Hollywood executives observed “enough” of Meghan repeatedly trying to take her Suits TV show experience and turn it into A-list stardom.

Meanwhile, the royal family’s decision to ignore Meghan and Harry has doomed the Duchess and Duke of Sussex’s potential to play the royal card. 

However, Meghan did recently sign with William Morris Endeavor (WME) mega-agent Ari Emanuel. But WME, whose clients include Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Serena Williams, reportedly could drop her. And Borkowski also warned about the damage done through Meghan’s pal Omid Scobie.

Omid’s book Endgame sparked the royal racist row, naming Kate Middleton and King Charles as the royal racists. But that book, for which Meghan reportedly supplied all the royal tea, “backfired spectacularly” for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, said Borkowski.

As a result, the PR expert warned that Meghan’s Hollywood relaunch “clearly” has failed. And Borkowski noted signs that her new talent agency may drop her.

However, Meghan and Harry might want to take time to consider a new approach: A year of silence. Because since the royal family doesn’t need them and Hollywood doesn’t want them, time away from the spotlight could offer the world a reprieve from the over-exposed Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

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