Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Bombshell Biography Is Called ‘Finding Freedom’

Free at last, free at last, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are free at last to chronicle their life’s suffering in their authorized biography, Finding Freedom, to be released in August.

Two favored people from the press they detest, Omid Scobie, an admitted Meghan supporter, and Carolyn Durand was handpicked by the pair to tell the tale of their apparent hostage-like torment.

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Were they held captive and we didn’t know it? No. Kept under false imprisonment? No. The title apparently refers to Megxit, their own grand scheme to ditch his family and his country. I wonder how his loved ones and the millions of people he cast off feel being referred to as the stifling conquistadors of Meghan’s mind, spirit, body, and soul?

The conceited, bombastic title Finding Freedom can only be interpreted as a dig at The Firm, and an accusation at the country that once sheltered him.

Finding Freedom Is A Title That Makes Clear Meghan Has No Use For Family Or Country

You would think that these two were bound and gagged, needles poked under their nails, prior to fleeing the UK in pursuit of their financial freedom. Their time there was a free picnic financed by the taxpayers and his family, and in a show of undeniable gratefulness, they abandoned both after a royal fleecing.

Meghan has it all wrong—it’s those spurned by the churlish, childish pair who are the ones now rejoicing in their freedom.

The Biography Is Expected To Be A Global Bestseller

Finding Freedom is 320-pages worth of Harry and Megan’s sanctioned babble and is expected to be a global bestseller—for all the wrong reasons.

No doubt readers will want to know all the salacious tidbits—if there are any—that the tedious pair spill about their time in confinement—I mean the time living on his father’s dollar, in the free society known as the UK.

The publishing house Harper Collins has already titillated royal watchers with this description of the book:

Queen Elizabeth Very Concerned About The Future Of The Monarchy – 5 Reasons Why #QueenElizabeth #RoyalFamilyhttps://t.co/ZP0fEjTmo4

— SOS/CTS/HH (@SoapOperaSpy) May 2, 2020

Furthermore, a description of the tome on Amazon teases an “honest, up-close, and disarming portrait.” But wait, there’s more! The book dictated by Meghan to two hand-picked writers they deem safe and friendly (words a journalist worth his salt would choke on) promises to go, “beyond the headlines to reveal unknown details of Harry and Meghan’s life together, dispelling the many rumors and misconceptions that plague the couple … with unique access and written with the participation of those closest to the couple, Finding Freedom is an honest, up-close, and disarming portrait of a confident, influential, and forward-thinking couple who are unafraid to break with tradition, determined to create a new path away from the spotlight, and dedicated to building a humanitarian legacy that will make a profound difference in the world.”