Royal Family News: Angry Meghan Markle Compares Herself To Adele

British royal family news divulges that the woman who calls herself the Duchess of Sussex dropped a new Archetypes podcast today. She seems to have found her niche. It is chockablock full of verbal tchotchkes for the whining whiners who tune in to hear how horrible life is for a Z-lister-turned-royal-outcast. Bottom, meet barrel.

Royal Family News – Meghan Found Her Niche

It’s the fifth episode of Meghan Markle’s Spotify series that was supposed to launch two years ago. Meghan showed she has her finger on the pulse of her wokies by issuing a trigger warning up front. Then she launched into another rant against the Hollywood machine that has ignored her except for when her hubs Harry begged Disney honcho Robert Iger for a job on the red carpet in front of the real Beyonce. It scored Meghan a voiceover as an elephant and that’s been it. Thus Megs is now railing against the town for its depiction of, “crazy, hot,” women. Last week she blew a new low by referring to cinematic Asian females as sex hungry.

This week she found fault with How I Met Your Mother and Scrubs.

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Royal Family News- Meghan Is On A Roll

How are discussions like this related to her reported political ambitions? They’re not, but they make Spotify happy which means the Markles can dine above the Sizzler line.

According to the Daily Mail, “Meghan described how she herself has been called ‘crazy’ and ‘hysterical.’”
The royal runaway also talked about her loneliness and how she, “didn’t fit in,” at the expensive school her now ostracized dad Thomas Markle paid for.

Royal Family News – Meghan Is On A Roll

But wait. There’s more! Meghan apparently longs to, “feel so deeply it’s like an Adele album,” but society won’t let her.

Anywho, she called the whole shebang, The Decoding of Crazy, then launched into an attack on Neil Patrick Harris’ character in How I Met Your Mother followed by a diss of a Scrubs character for saying, “I can’t take it, Carla! I cannot hide the crazy a minute longer! I’m just this big mountain of cuckoo is about to erupt and spew molten crazy, all over him and he’s gonna die like this.”

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Psychologist Meghan then intoned: “It keeps going to the point where anyone who’s been labelled it enough times can be gaslit into thinking that they’re actually unwell or sometimes worse, to the point where real issues of all kinds get ignored. Well that’s not happening today.” Nope, not today, Satan, baby needs shoes and fervent Meghan is going to talk her way into another lucrative contract come hell or high water. And her delusional minions will carry her there on their backs. While Hollywood still ignores her.

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