Royal Family News: “D-list” Meghan Markle Told “Elon Musk Is Still Single” If She Fancies a Trade-Up

British royal family news teases that there is good news and bad news to report about the washed-up couple who call themselves the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. The good news is, they aren’t considered Z-listers. The bad news is, they are considered D-listers by one of the most legit royal experts out there.

According to former Vanity Fair editor Tina Brown, who was one of the last people to talk to Harry’s late mother Diana, the couple are a laughingstock and, “poor by Hollywood standards,” their McMansion considered a, “humble cottage compared to their celebrity pals.” Who are those pals again?

Royal Family News – Meghan Should Do A Trade-In?

The royal watcher spoke out after news broke that the thirst mongers want to ditch their casita to live on the hill called Hope Ranch. Brown joked that, “the couple didn’t have enough money when compared to the super-rich A-listers who have made California their home.” According to the Daily Mail, she also had a novel for suggestion for social mountaineer Meghan: trade in unemployed Harry for Elon Musk. Wow, how the Markle’s star has fallen.

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Oprah Winfrey’s ‘Promised Land’ estate is worth $100m (£90.4m), and Beyoncé’s mansion comes in at $88m. Meghan allegedly wanted to be the, “Beyoncé of the UK,” before becoming Princess Pinocchio.

“According to local reports, Meghan has been shopping for a ‘private estate’ in Hope Ranch, a high-end community a few miles from their current home.” Unfortunately for the Beyoncé of the UK, as soon as news drifted out, it was said that furious Hope Ranch residents had no desire for the Markle “circus” coming to town.

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Brown told the Henley Literary Festival, “It’s not very pleasant to be a D-list celebrity who, for them, doesn’t have enough money. It’s a wholly different game to be with those super-rich people. In Montecito, where they live, their $14 million mansion is a humble cottage compared to what these other people have.” “These other people” are also different in that they have never stooped to the toxic low of visiting Oprah to complain on air about their families.

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Cheeky Brown wrote The Diana Chronicles and The Palace Papers. She teased, “Yes, and at some point it might be more than a new house she’s looking for … Elon Musk is still single, that’s all I have to say.”

The Telegraph reported that Brown thinks Harry’s “truthful” memoir will never see the light of day. kind of like his work ethic: “If the book continues, I don’t think there is any way for Harry to return. So my view has always been that the book won’t see the light of day.”

She also suggested that daddy King Charles, “could personally refund the advance his son has already been paid.” Ouch.

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