Royal Family News: Meghan Markle Defies Logic, Says Harry Is “Optimistic” Palace Lawyers Up?

British royal family news reveals that there’s a desperate search on for a new word to adequately capture Meghan Markle’s ultra-cringe Variety interview in which she appears to parody—herself. Full on SNL parody. It’s full of eye rolls, blank stares and hacking giggles, plus Meghan rolling on the ground and talking to the ruffle on her dress. What was Variety thinking?

They allowed Meghan to make a stuttering mess of herself in a bombshell interview in which she, “paid tribute to the Queen yet hinted that her death and its fallout had been ‘complicated’ for Prince Harry but he remains ‘ever-optimistic’.” Oh my, that’s the sound of the palace lawyering up.

Royal Family News – Meghan Is A Hot Mess

For some reason (ka-ching) Variety saw fit to interview Meghan, film her, and put her on the cover. She talks about herself, herself, and herself. Plus she wants you to know that the ugly Oprah interview was not as bad as it seemed, and that her “love story” with Harry inspires the world because, “people love love.”

It’s the same love story that apparently had South Africans comparing her to Nelson Mandela until the people she “quoted” said liar, liar, pants on fire.

Princess Pinocchio, “took part in a glamorous photo and video shoot for the magazine where she wore a £4,657 Jason Wu dress and other expensive outfits and was filmed laughing and joking and even lying on her stomach kicking her legs with apparent excitement. She also wore a $2990 Carolina Herrera dress and a $1,560 Galvin gown for the photoshoot.” Because American moms needs to get back to work according to her last birthday wish.

Royal Family News – Meghan Loves Love

Meghan also sought to spin Queen Elizabeth’s death with a positive vibe saying that her husband, “ever the optimist, said: ‘Now she’s reunited with her husband.”

That would be the queen’s late husband Prince Philip, who was on his deathbed when Harry and Meghan spilled a load of dirty family laundry at Oprah’s feet.

But wait, there’s more! Meghan told Variety that she is “proud” of her relationship (?) with Queen Elizabeth and that she left, “a legacy … on so many fronts.” That is not what H and M told a group of Commonwealth youth leaders on a conference call after they defected, quite the reverse. Raise your hand if you believe Meghan when she says of Her Majesty, “I feel deep gratitude to have been able to spend time with her and get to know her.”

Royal Family News – Meghan Is Proud Of The Queen

Meghan’s other whoppers included the bombshell that she is so over acting but if someone wants to portray her in a film, she would be happy to consult. What is she smoking?

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