Royal Family News: Meghan Markle’s Guru Says She’s “Struggling” After Torching In-Laws

British royal family news reports that Meghan Markle has a guru (of course she does) and he is advising her on how to handle the dumpster fire she and Dirty Prince Harry set alight with Megxit.

In other news, the world found out today that the Duke and Duchess of Excess have finally decided what to do about Prince Charles’ May 6 coronation: he is going, she is not.

Royal Family News: Deepak Chopra Advises Meghan  Markle

Deepak Chopra made a name for himself as a groovy alternative medicine expert. He told the Daily Mail that he thinks the Hollywood Hoboes are struggling after engaging in a three year verbal battle with the Royal Family.

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He told the outlet of his fellow infamous friends: “I enjoyed the podcast and interacted with them. It [our work together] has been periodic – they’re struggling right now. I hope they get through it light-hearted. I think there’s too much drama around them – people should mind their own business.” He’s half right, kind of like his spacy theories—there’s Markle drama all right, but it’s all been concocted by them.

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Chopra referred to the couple’s short-lived Spotify podcast. According to him: “My advice is to ignore it because if you react you’ll just aggravate the situation. If you ignore it, people can’t say anything, then they’ll stop.”

Priceless advice because he does know that it’s the Markles who are bringing the sound and the fury, right? Oy vey, with the kind of insight Chopra is displaying it’s downright scary to think he has a license to practice.

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Not everyone shared the expert’s perspective with one commentator noting of the trashtastic couple: “They make everything public and now they’re struggling with the fallout?

Their whole life has been a neverending drama in our faces for crying out loud!,” while another posted, “They make their business everybody else’s business, then it’s everybody else’s fault for not minding our own business about their business. Right. Got it. Waaaagh!!!”

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