Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Ready To Tackle Haiti, Afghanistan And Covid

British royal family news shows that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle don’t read their email. If they had they’d know their 15 minutes are up. How else to explain the children’s latest craven PR move about the real world? They exist in a make-believe fantasy land where Me-Again issues birthday wishes to herself and Harry has a meltdown any time the adults tell him no.

Their latest selfish bid to gain attention show have them releasing a statement about, “the Taliban’s advance in Afghanistan … the Covid-19 crisis and the humanitarian disaster in Haiti,” according to the Daily Mail.

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Trying to be relevant after being left off Obama’s birthday party list and in light of Meghan’s brother landing a bigger acting gig than her (Australian Big Brother), the sidelined pair released a lofty statement from their Montecito mansion couch that was immediately slammed, and rightfully so, by those in the real world.

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Social media users obviously tired of their theatrical pity called them “irrelevant” with one posting, “Harry and Meghan have released a statement on Afghanistan calling on the public to support charities working in the region. Although they do not mention how they will be helping … Perhaps they will give Afghans 40 minute mentoring sessions,” a reference to high and mighty Meghan telling unemployed women last week to get off their duff and get back to work, covid be damned.

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After the Taliban captured the capital city Kabul, Prince Harry and Meghan said this: “The world is exceptionally fragile right now. As we all feel the many layers of pain due to the situation in Afghanistan, we are left speechless.”

“As we all watch the growing humanitarian disaster in Haiti, and the threat of it worsening after last weekend’s earthquake, we are left heartbroken. And as we all witness the continuing global health crisis, exacerbated by new variants and constant misinformation, we are left scared.”

We are now numb from the trite tripe these two issue ad nauseum. But issue on they did. In typical La-La Land fashion, they exhorted the rest of us to do something about the world’s problems while not committing to action themselves.

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“To start, we encourage you to join us in supporting a number of organizations doing critical work. We also urge those in positions of global influence to rapidly advance the humanitarian dialogues that are expected to take place this fall at multilateral gatherings such as the U.N. General Assembly and the G20 Leaders’ Summit.”

The treatise ends with this cheerful homily: “Take care of yourselves, and let’s keep taking care of each other. Thank you, The Archewell Team.”

I imagine their real message is more like: “Buh-bye we have to go get on with our seriously delusional lives, making videos of ourselves, juggling our balls and bragging about our rescue chickens.”

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