Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Release Paint-By-Numbers Card

British royal family news reveals that the Meghan Markle, Duchess of Susssex family 2020 paint-by-numbers Christmas card dropped and we are all indebted to them whether we like it or not because: “This year we, as a family, have made donations to several charities with you in mind.”

The greeting was released last Wednesday via Mayhew, the UK animal charity, and it also reads, “Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”

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We assume the picture is of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and Archie. None of the three highly stylized figures are looking at the camera, but there are clues it is indeed the family of three: There is a bald spot on top of the head we assume belongs to Harry and Archie actually is the spitting image of his cousin Prince George.

A spokesperson for the couple said, “The original photo of the family was taken at their home earlier this month by The Duchess’s mother.” Maybe the original photo got wet and this was all that was left?

The spokesperson also let it be known that, “’The small Christmas tree, including the homemade ornaments and other decorations, were selected by Archie, and the tree will be replanted after the holidays.” We can all rest easier tonight.

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In the Markle Family 2020 Christmas Card Meghan Writes The Family Has Made Donations To Several Charities With You In Mind

And just what charities did Meghan choose to donate to in our name? I’m glad you asked! “From a local California organisation that helps families transition out of homelessness, to two of our U.K. patronages: one that supports animal and community welfare, and the other, a memorial fund for a cherished friend that helps to educate children and fight poverty in Uganda, we have honoured their work on behalf of all of us.”

On behalf of all of us, may I ask what time we’re expected at your Montecito mansion on Christmas Eve, and what can we bring?

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The beneficent couple recently signed a lucrative podcast deal with Spotify and have promised a debut show, a “holiday special,” that will “uplift audiences around the world.”

I am already uplifted just knowing that the Markle’s have included me in their yuletide philanthropy. But I’d be lying if I said I’m not a little worried about what it’s going to cost me.

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