Royal Family News: Prince Harry Hired To Lecture Clueless World-Class Coaches In Silicon Valley

British royal family news shows that Prince Harry will be the entertainment at a VIP conference for business leaders where tickets cost $995. He’s listed as a guest speaker, but isn’t it more likely the clown prince has been booked to juggle his balls? This is the man who publicly boasted about his frostbitten penis—what would this snowflake be doing at a professional conference if not to provide the gags?

Who in the world was stupid enough to book Dirty Harry as a guest speaker for movers and shakers who actually work for a living? The chump is BetterUp, the company that hired Harry as a CHIMPO. Makes sense. These fools need to get their money back after the dumbo decision to actually give him a job for which he has acted spectacularly misinformed. But will savvy C-Suiters be silly enough to help them out with their ROI?

Royal Family News – Harry Is A Chief Impact Officer

Everyone will find out who the Silicon Valley victims are on March 7 and 8 in Nob Hill, San Francisco at the summit, titled Uplift. It has not been announced what Prince Harry will discuss with the audience which consists of business executives, industry icons, renowned researchers, and world-class coaches. And Prince Harry.

Royal Family News – Harry The Chimpo

But according to the Daily Mail, “the Duke of Sussex … looks likely to be the event’s closing keynote speaker.” Try not to laugh when you hear that, “This particular spot has been earmarked for ‘one of the world’s most iconic figures you won’t be able to see anywhere else,’ with the website adding: ‘This special guest is a powerful voice and global advocate for the personal growth, mental fitness, and human transformation our world demands.’” Wth, this is Harry?

Royal Family News – Dirty Harry Wrote Spare

Is this the Harry who vowed not to cash in on his royal credentials but has done just that in his memoir Spare, to Oprah Winfrey and other assorted hosts?

To be clear, the BetterUp founder has refused to say whether Harry is being paid a salary, but insiders suggest that he was likely given equity in the company despite never having worked in the corporate world. You know what they say, ‘there’s a dummy born every day,’ and some of them hire fools while some pay good money to hear bad tripe. Good luck with that.

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