Royal Family News: Prince Harry-Themed Valentine Card Flying Off The Shelves?

British royal family news divulges that the depths to which Prince Harry has sunk in the court of public opinion are astounding. The release of his hotly anticipated memoir, Spare, has made him a laughingstock, not the hero he clearly expected to be. Social media has had a field day with his tales of exaggerated woe and late night talk shows are roasting him like a luau pit pig.

Now, as Valentine’s Day nears, you, too, can get a piece of the Harry action. How so you ask? Well, the greeting card company Moonpig has a delish card to send your valentine, ripe with a toe-curling pic and saying from Harry the prince of clowns. Let’s unpack what this is all about!

Royal Family News- Harry Clown Prince

Prince Harry is a young 38, yet he feels he is important enough to write and share his life story. As a result of him thrusting himself on an unsuspecting public, there are now tons of ways to share in Harry’s life such as the aforementioned card. The card refers to his defection from the Royal Family and there is a charming cartoon of the buffoon to boot.

Above his clown face, are writ the following words: ‘Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d leave the Royal Family for you.’ Bwahhahaha.

Royal Family News – Harry’s Defection

The card comes after his memoir was published after a delay said to be due to his last-minute edits following Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee this summer.

The book is like a box of cheap chocolates, full of tacky surprises such as Harry’s tale of his frostbitten penis and circumcision. The memoir also includes rants and allegations against the Royal Family and the media.

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Nielsen BookData reported that ‘Spare’ is the top-selling non-fiction work in the past 25 years and in its opening week, it sold nearly half a million copies despite massive leaks and it being released prematurely in Spain.

Royal Family News – Harry Wrote Spare

By that token, his funny valentine could be a huge hit with 30-something men like him who also have zero insight into life. One person wrote on social media: “God forbid one of these came through my door it would go straight in the recycling bin,” and another opined, “If my valentine gave me that card he wouldn’t be my valentine much longer.”

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