Royal Family News: Prince Harry’s Spare Memoir: All The Epic Snitches About Prince William

British royal family news teases that unless you are hibernating with the polar bears at the North Pole, you are aware that Prince Harry’s scandalous memoir, Spare, leaked yesterday. Since then it’s been one sleazoid nugget after another following the receipt of content by the Guardian.

It’s Prince William who comes out the worst for wear in the ratty tell-all which officially debuted Tuesday, January 10.

Here are a few of the indignant gripes adult Harry is still holding onto since childhood. For starters, Harold, as brother “Willy” calls him, thinks that the world needs to know that, “their childhood bedroom in Balmoral was divided to give a larger half to give the heir, “more luxurious accommodations.” There weren’t enough rooms for each boy to have his own? That seems more strange than the older brother getting more space.

Royal Family News – Harry’s Childhood Gripes

Harry also had a problem with William and Kate’s wedding, moaning that William should have mentioned it to him long before he did. Who actually holds on to stuff like this? At this point it’s time to stop feeling sorry for Harry and start the pity party for JR Moehringer the ghost writer who had to handle this toxic waste.

Drama King Harry goes on to say, “And I recall Willy walking her back up the aisle, and as they disappeared through the door, into the carriage that would convey them to Buckingham Palace, into the eternal partnership they’d pledged, I recall thinking: Goodbye.”

Prince Harry The Drama Queen

According to Harry, William’s wife Kate also also had the unconscionable gall to get upset over Meghan saying she suffered from “baby brain” while pregnant. In response, William allegedly “pointed” at Meghan and told her she was rude. Tattletale Harry narrates: “It’s not what’s done here in Britain,” William allegedly said as she asked him to ‘kindly take your finger out of my face.’”

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Harry also accuses William of administering a beatdown in an argument over Meghan. It’s hard to tell which shallow Harry was more upset about nearly being broken in the fracas—his necklace or his back.

Prince Harry Is The Spare

Harry also has resentment that he was, “the shadow, the support, the Plan B” and “brought into the world in case something happened to Willy.”

More Drama King spite: “I was summoned to provide backup, distraction, diversion and, if necessary, a spare part. Kidney, perhaps. Blood transfusion. Speck of bone marrow.”

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Harry conveniently blames Willy for his wearing a Nazi uniform as a gag. So, it’s a wonder he doesn’t also blame him for losing his virginity to an older woman in a public field behind a bar—during which time he “mounted” her and she spanked him. Not making this up. This is what Harry is all about: equal parts spite and sorrow, a nitwit who can’t man up and be a decent role model to his own kids who just might end up repeating the example he’s set for them.

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