Royal Family News: Samantha Markle Suing Sister Meghan Markle For Lying About Her to Oprah

British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle is about to get a dose of her own litigious medicine as her sister Samantha is taking her to court. According to TMZ, Samantha wants to set the record straight and let the world know that Princess Pinocchio, “didn’t have the crappy childhood she wants the public to believe.”

For example, if one is to believe Meghan, Sizzler is a nothing more than a cheap salad bar for the down and out, and horror of horrors, she was made to eat there regularly. Everyone knows that the American restaurant chain is far from the degenerate digs she’s made it out to be, and now her sister, who has been similarly slammed and maligned, isn’t taking the ish anymore.

Royal Family News – Samantha Markle Is Suing Meghan Markle

“Samantha Markle is suing Meghan for defamation, and she’s especially pissed about some of the things she and Prince Harry told Oprah about the Markle fam.” You remember, the time last year that Harry and Meghan threw their families under the bus while his grandfather Prince Philip was on his death bed?

Papers seen by TMZ indicate that Samantha tears into her little sis for spinning a noxious, “rags to royalty,” narrative about herself which Samantha claims is a lie. There is precedent: Meghan lied about the Archbishop of Canterbury’s conduct, and he slapped her down conclusively and immediately; Samantha appears to be doing the same.

“Samantha claims Meghan is trashing her, and spreading outright lies, in order to bolster the notion she’s overcome leeching family members. For example, Sam points out she and Meghan share the same father in Thomas Markle … yet Meghan told Oprah she was an, “only child.”

Royal Family News – Meghan Does Not Understand Paternity Basics?

Well, that’s a factual lie. Meghan has Samantha for a sister and Thomas Markle Jr. for a brother. By definition “only” children are a-l-o-n-e, ie, no siblings. What part of that basic DNA concept escapes Meghan’s actress mind?

She also claims Meghan lied when she told Oprah she’d last seen her sister, “at least 18, 19 years ago and before that, 10 years before that.” Samantha has already shown pictures that disprove Meghan’s faulty memory.

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Samantha says that Meghan, “got it flat out wrong when she told Oprah Samantha only changed her surname to Markle after Meghan started dating Harry.” My, my.

Samantha also upends Meghan’s made-up tales of growing up in “virtual poverty” citing their father Thomas paying, “for her to attend ‘elite and expensive private schools,’ and dance and acting classes. She claims dad also covered Meghan’s tuition and living expenses when she went to Northwestern University … something the Duchess told Oprah and Ellen DeGeneres she worked to pay for herself.”

Meghan, we hear gingko biloba is good for memory loss. Just saying.

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