The Royals

It looks like he just wants to go back to his royal life, apparently. There’s a new report that suggests Prince Harry wants nothing to do with Meghan Markle’s ‘showbiz life.’ That might be quite hard considering the couple now live so close to Hollywood with all of the Duchess of Sussex’s celebrity contacts there. […]

So, is it the Duke of Sussex who might be the weakest link here? That’s what some fans can’t help but wonder as there’s a new report that suggests Meghan Markle might be looking to distance herself from her husband, Prince Harry, in order to save their brand. In fact, some people believe that the […]

British royal family news divulges that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry could be in dire financial straits after losing out on millions of Spotify dollars. The podcast giant released them last month, and had a few pithy things to say about them at the same time. According to insiders, the traitors simply did not fulfill […]

British royal family news suggests to file this whopper under “recollections may vary:” the royal family went OUT of its way to make Prince Harry and Meghan Markle feel at ease while they lived on the taxpayer’s dime. According to H and M they were forced to flee in order to survive, but royal expert […]

British royal family news divulges that Meghan Markle had something lurking in the back of her mind when she married Prince Harry and it wasn’t Tiara-gate. According to one royal expert the former basic cable actress wanted to become “as famous as the late, influential Diana, Princess of Wales.” Diana would have been Meghan’s mother-in-law […]

British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle, who likes to be called the Duchess of Sussex, is said to be hard at work adapting one of the world’s greatest literary masterpieces. According to reports the calligrapher thinks she has what it takes to reimagine Charles Dickens’ novel, Great Expectations. This would be for Netflix, […]

British royal family news reveals that much is being made about Prince Harry skipping out on his friend Jack Mann’s recent high-profile wedding. Some background: it’s been reported that Mann was the real best man at Harry’s wedding to Meghan Markle, and not his brother, Prince William. Which makes sense seeing as how we now […]

Royal family news reveals Prince Harry and Meghan Markle struggling to pay the bills for their luxurious lifestyle. And a new report hints that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will go to any lengths to hold onto their posh California mansion. But amid the money scramble, Harry channeled his inner romantic for a recent […]

British royal family news reveals that Harry and Meghan Markle parted ways with Spotify last week after 2 ½ years and 13 measly podcasts. Making the sitch even more humiliating for the royal runaways, Spotify called them “f****** grifters.” Never in the history of HR has a company vented such spleen without fear of retribution—the […]

British royal family news shows that after Spotify fired them for being “f****** grifters” Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have effectively been iced out of their aspirations to rub elbows with Hollywood’s elite. Royal expert Alison Boshoff says Hollywood VIPs want nothing to do with the traitors and without friends in high places their wild-eyed […]