Prince Harry LOSES, No More Free UK Security He Doesn’t Deserve

British royal family news reveals that Prince “Crap Dad” Harry has lost his fight for UK taxpayer-funded armed police bodyguards and in the process managed to lose over a million in chump change as well. Waaagh.

We expect Grifter to release a statement soon, claiming that his family hates him, the media is out to get him, and he’s too busy in Las Vegas to attend his son Archie’s birthday party: Man-child-dad goals. Here’s what to know about Ginger Judas’ latest comeuppance.

The Duke of Sussex Loses Again

According to the Daily Mail, today Harry “has been told that his ‘grievance’ over downgraded security had not ‘translated into a legal argument’ to successfully challenge the decision.” Waaagh.

And yet Harry, bless his heart, continues to believe that he is being “singled out” for “bad … unjustified, inferior treatment” since Megxit.

The court of public opinion agrees with the legal court with posters telling Harry “Leave your job, you lose the benefits … Why should the taxpayer fund security for private visits ?” and another one writing “Correct decision, let him pay for himself, he left the royal family, am sure the 100m he got from netflix will help pay the cost.”

A third person stated simply “Hurray!!!! Excellent news.” Why is it that everyone not named Markle can understand facts the first time?

Harry Markle Must Pay His Own Way

Harry’s lawyer “argued that the removal of Met Police armed bodyguards when he is in the UK has left the royal’s life ‘at stake.’”

This is the same Harry who after the last hearing in this case, flew to Ukraine and took pictures with wounded children to bolster his image. Can’t imagine what the degenerate will do now for attention.

Wait—yes we can. Harry has announced that he will skip his son Archie’s birthday this month, for the second year in a row, because he’s rather be alone in Las Vegas without his family?

Did he not learn from that time he stripped off to his birthday suit (pun definitely intended) and had papps snap his not yet frost bit todger?

Harry Can’t Win For Losing

Harry lives in California but still expects to be treated as a full-fledged royal (only Serena Williams is willing to do that).

Because he chose to not be a senior working royal in 2020, he lost perks such as UK taxpayer funded security. Until he gets this through his threadbare head, he will waste more money on lawyers than on proper protection for his family.

It’s not that Harry isn’t receiving police protection–the Executive Committee for the Protection of Royalty and Public Figures (Ravec) determined that “he should receive a different degree of protection when in the country.”

Geoffrey Vos, Master of the Rolls, said in his ruling that Ravec’s decision is fair given that Harry chose to abandon “royal duties and having left the UK to live principally overseas.” End of story. Now, who knows enough Pig Latin to explain this to Harry like he’s five?

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