Prince Harry’s Bombshell Memoir Ready In Time For Christmas Stockings, Oh Boy!

British royal family news reveals that the “wholly accurate” Prince Harry memoir is signed, sealed and yet to be delivered. Will it be ready for Christmas stockings (instead of a lump of coal?). According to The Sun, that’s the idea!

Apparently the ghostwriter worked his magic and got Harry to spill his guts on time, on deadline, between polo rides and eco-destroying private jaunts. Harry has gushed that the book is all about, “not as the prince I was born but as the man I have become … the highs and lows, the mistakes, the lessons learned.”

The outlet reports that, “the final manuscript said to have been already signed off by lawyers. Publisher Penguin Random House is aiming for the book to be out in time for Thanksgiving and Christmas Holidays, when it could be marketed as a gift.” It could be, but the million dollar question is, will it be a hot ticket item or join Meghan’s kid’s book in the .99 Cent Store bin?

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Royal Family News: The Ghostwriter Was a Success

The ghostwriter is legendary JR “George Clooney Made a Movie About Me” Moehringer. The news comes on the heels of juice that the bio was MIA, another failed Markle project. Time will tell which version of the life and times of Harry’s bombshell is accurate.

The Sun reports that a, “publishing source said: ‘The manuscript has been finished and gone through all of the legal processes. It’s gone and out of Harry’s hands. The publishing date has been pushed back once but it is on track for the end of the year.’”

Royal Family News: Harry’s Book In Time For Gift Giving

It has been speculated that Prince Harry’s version of his pampered, elitest, and taxpayer funded life will be a revenge bomb thrown at his family. It is a fair assumption given that he did exactly that when he sat with Oprah last year for the express purpose of throwing his family under the bus.

Will his book recall memories of his mother the late Diana, Princess of Wales? Very likely as well as the meltdown of his parents’ volatile marriage.

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Royal Family News: Harry’s Accurate Book is Ready

Penguin Random House issued this overinflated statement about the book: “an intimate and heartfelt memoir from one of the most fascinating and influential global figures of our time. Prince Harry will share, for the very first time, the definitive account of the experiences, adventures, losses, and life lessons that have helped shape him.” Harry is so exceptional, so undeniably attractive that his ballyhooed UN speech last week was attended by about two people, one of them his wife. His book looks to be about as appealing.

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