Royal Family News: Dior OWNS Prince Harry, Tweets That THEY Dressed Him For Coronation

British royal family news divulges that Prince Harry may have sold his bod to the highest bidder when he stepped out suited and booted today at his father King Charles III’s coronation at Westminster Abbey. You didn’t think he went out of the goodness of his raisin heart did you?

Something had to be in it for Dirty Harry, and it may be a moneymaking partnership with Dior who shamelessly tweeted a pic of the traitor in their duds with the caption: “Tailoring fit for royalty. Dior is honored to have dressed Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, for the coronation of King Charles III in a custom design by Kim Jones. Seen arriving at Westminster Abbey, gain an insight into the savoir-faire of his three-piece suit next.”

Royal Family News – Dior Dresses Dirty Harry

If the French brand thought the masses would bang down the doors demanding Harry’s savoir-faire they missed the tailor’s mark. Badly.

The comments were brutal: “Unfollowed,” “Not buying from you again,” and “He was booed all along the Mall and even outside the Abbey, while wearing your clothes.”

This poster had the last laugh: “Thought you said Royalty ”

Royal Family News – Dirty Harry In Dior Dress Up

What Dior didn’t say was why Harry was trussed up in normal people clothes while all around him the pageantry and pomp on display made him look like a pauper.

King Charles, 74, and Queen Camilla, 75, donned elaborate coronation outfits and according to PageSix, “Even Prince Andrew – who was stripped of his royal and military honors last year amid a sexual abuse scandal – was allowed to wear traditional garter robes.”

Royal Family News: Prince Harry Raced To Heathrow After Coronation, Deserted King Charles

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So, Dior, your sad sack of a mannequin looked like a literal clothes dummy.

Royal Family News – Harry Looked Like A Dummy

Harry was sent across the pond solo, his wife Meghan Markle refusing to visit the place where she was last booed in June. Her in-laws didn’t seem to mind. And in the runup to the coronation it was reported that even the late Queen Elizabeth had chewed her up and spit her out, alleged to have called Meghan “evil.” As for Harry, today he was demoted to the Abbey’s third row where his aunt’s giant red feather hat completely obliterated his face. Long Live the King.

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