Royal Family News: Homesick Prince Harry Is Missing The UK

British royal family news reveals that Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex is regretting his big, uppity move to the US where commoners rule the land and his fancy pants title entitles him to nothing. He recently ventured back to the homeland for a couple of events and gossips are speculating that being in the land of kings and queens made him long for the days when he could snap his fingers and say, “get me a martini, Jeeves.”

In April Harry returned home for his grandfather, Prince Philip’s funeral and in July he made a second trip. That time around he unveiled a statue to his late mother Princess Diana. So, what’s the real low down on Harry’s homesickness? Let’s unpack this rumor right now.

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The National Enquirer reports that Harry is missing England due to all the sporting events going on there. Apparently he’s seen Prince William and Kate Middleton at Euro 2020 at Wembley Stadium and Wimbledon. According to a source, “He got loads of messages from his pals back in the UK, with them all cheering and shouting and having a great time together.”

Meanwhile Harry picks up rescue chicken poop.

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Royal Family News – Prince Harry Is The Fresh Prince Of Montecito

So, we have a suggestion for poor Prince Harry. It’s called football, just like back home. But American football is real football and we think he’d get into it if he called all his swanky friends over, sat on the couch and tried Budweiser instead of Stella Artois. Harry needs to immerse himself in American culture and stop trying to change us.

Did you hear he wants to do away with free speech? He called the First Amendment “bonkers” and said he doesn’t understand it. Next thing you know he’ll walk into the Montecito Starbucks and yell ‘off with their heads,’ when they muck up his extravagant order.

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Royal Family News – Prince Harry Needs To Become Americanized

All of this points to the fact that Prince Harry just needs to get Americanized and everything will be fine. Isn’t that why he left the UK, to escape their brutality? Here we don’t have to curtsy to anyone and everyone is on a level playing field

C’mon Harry, get with the program. There’s a lot to like in America as long as you’re willing to be Joe Nobody. Maybe that’s the entitled Prince of Woke’s problem?

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