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Royal Family News: Meghan Channels Punxsutawney Phil, Emerges From Hiding

British royal family news reveal that Punxsutawney Phil emerged today, saw its shadow and promptly went underground again. Wait, that was Meghan Markle in Montecito. Forgive the confusion, the resemblances are uncanny. Here comes Meghan, bundled up like a Pennsylvania groundhog should be, incomprehensibly swadddled in half a ton of winterwear in the bright California […]

Royal Family News: The Queen Forced To Cancel Christmas Lunch

British royal family news divulges that these days the queen must be flexible in planning for royal events and even family get-togethers. In the past few weeks she has cancelled important royal duties due to ailing health. Now she has had to cancel a significant family event with another potentially on the chopping block. The […]

Royal Family News: Meghan Markle In Hiding After Disastrous Ellen Appearance

British royal family news reveals that PR loving Meghan Markle hasn’t been since her abomination of a performance on The Ellen Show in which she obeyed the host’s every command to appear as desperate and foolish as possible. What was she thinking? Obviously she wasn’t but now she seems to be in a time-out, perhaps […]

Royal Family News: Spirited Holiday Fun & Christmas Carols

British royal family news teases that spirited holiday fun is on tap when Royal Carols: Together At Christmas debuts with Ellie Goulding, Leona Lewis, and the Westminster Abbey Choir singing at Westminster Abbey on Wednesday. Front and center will be merrymakers Kate Middleton and Prince William who will be joined by other royal family members […]

Queen Reconsiders Family Christmas At Sandringham Amidst Omicron Spread

Queen Elizabeth is reportedly rethinking her big family Christmas plans as the spread of the Omicron variant increases. Her Majesty was said to be really looking forward to spending time with her family as a way to cap out a year that’s been full of heartbreaks and disappointments. The Queen lost her husband of 73 […]