The Duchess of Sussex

British royal family news shows that Harry and Meghan Markle are “addicted to drama” so sayeth one royal watcher. Tina Brown also thinks that Harry’s personality has done a 180 since meeting and marrying a game show hostess. Gone are his naked Vegas pool boy manners and in their place a strait jacketed bore who […]

British royal family news teases that Prince Harry and Princess Pinocchio Meghan Markle have lived in the headlines ever since their sensationally tasteless move known ‘round the world as Megxit. That feat was a resounding rejection of his family, the crown, and the country. They quit for this reason: money. In their own words they […]

British royal family news reveals that Prince William and Kate Middleton recently completed an official royal tour of the Caribbean as Queen Elizabeth’s representatives. Soon Prince Edward and his wife Sophie will undertake their own Caribbean tour, again as representatives of Her Majesty. Royal watchers are noting that royal runaways Prince Harry and Meghan Markle […]

British royal family news shows that the Markle family that sues together, stays together? It’s a moot point, since everyone knows that the clan is reportedly totes estranged. Something about Meghan bragging to Oprah Winfrey that she was raised as an only child and her sister Samantha Markle taking exception to her erasure. For the […]

British royal family news shows that one day after it was revealed that Meghan Markle is trying to trademark a common English word for her own use, it’s been has announced that she is no longer associated with the UK animal charity Mayhew. Meghan, the Duchess of Excess, abandoned the royal family in 2020 for […]

Meghan Markle’s first solo podcast will premiere this summer. The announcement came a year-and-a-half after she and husband Harry signed an £18million deal with Spotify. For the series, the 40-year-old revealed that she’ll be discussing labels and stereotypes “that try to hold women back” for the series. The series will be named Archetypes and will […]

British royal family news teases that Meghan Markle’s dad is at it again, airing his opinion and thereby risking the wrath/lawsuit of his daughter and SIL, the man he’s never met but affectionally calls a, “full carrot.” What is Thomas Markle slamming Meghan and Harry for this time? The pair snubbed Prince Philip’s memorial service […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle wants to use the word ‘archetypes’ and she’s taking legal action to get her way. Who does this? Who tries to own the English language and forbid other people from using it? No one can answer this, it is a question that defies logic, common sense, and […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry wed in London in 2018. The taxpayers footed the bill not just for the wedding, but also for renovation of the thirsty pair’s residence, Frogmore Cottage. The Markle’s quickly decided that the cottage was not up to their standards, and in a bombastic move […]