The Duchess of Sussex

British royal family news teases that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have a well-placed fan who is talking up their uppity usurpation of the royal family as some sort of beneficent act. Despite tons of evidence to the contrary, one royal watcher asserts that Megxit, their ugly exit from the monarchy, has not set them […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle’s sister Samantha Markle has been called a lot of things by her little sister, including nonexistent—Meghan told Oprah Winfrey and the world that she was raised an only child, an orphan in her own mind. Luckily there is Samantha and their brother Thomas Jr. to set the […]

British royal family news shows there is no love lost between Princess Pinocchio Meghan Markle, Duchess of Excess, and the rest of civilization. Has there ever been another royal called out, “for her alleged attempts to ‘keep trading’ (a) Duchess title for the American dream?” Not in recent memory. Like as far back as the […]

British royal family news shows that one of Piers Morgan’s lasting accomplishments will be accepting Meghan Markle aka the Duchess of Excess, as Princess Pinocchio. It has shed a whole other light on the former game show hostess who allegedly requested Dr. Dre for her wedding dance. Meghan is a woman of many talents, as […]

British royal family news shows that The Duke and Duchess of Sussex know the world sees them as, “petulant and rude, for skipping out on Prince Philip’s memorial, and guess, what, they don’t care. Why would they, Harry and Meghan achieve infamy when they trashed the entire clan to Oprah Winfrey and a global tv […]

British royal family news divulges that the man formerly known as Prince, Harry, is too scared to go back home. And he should be. He royally trashed his family to Oprah and the world, earning him the globe’s scorn. This week was his grandfather Prince Philip’s memorial and Harry demanded that Scotland Yard trail him, […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle’s Spotify series will be a podcast about female stereotypes. She promises to use the Archewell Audio project get to the bottom of, “labels that try to hold women back.” It’s called ‘Archetypes’ and may debut this summer. Princess Pinocchio is the host who will talk to those […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle is finally getting around to doing some work for Spotify, two years after she took millions of dollars from them. At least that is the word, frankly, we’ll believe it when we hear it. Princess Pinocchio got her nickname for a reason. This news, that the American […]

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle’s dad has a sense of humor, something his daughter and her royal nitwit husband woefully lack. Meghan is reportedly estranged from her dad, something about him not being willing to potentially kill himself on a plane ride days after open-heart surgery just to see her wed Prince […]

British royal family news shows that no matter how hard she tries, Meghan Markle will never be in the same league as the Kardashians. Who has said such a thing? Her actual sister, Samantha Markle. Meghan told Oprah Winfrey and the world that she is an only child, so maybe Samantha’s barb is a case […]