Joe Rogan Imagines What Prince Harry Is Like After Taking Mushrooms

British royal family news reveals that Clown Prince Harry is once again on the receiving end of some spicy dish. Podcast host Joe Rogan’s latest new stand-up special is Burn the Boats and he had a few pithy words for the Duke of Sussex.

During the show Rogan notes: “I got canceled so often during COVID that sometimes I would find out by accident. This is a true story. One time I just woke up I’m in my underwear I plop down, turn the TV on. Prince Harry’s talking s— about me. I’m like I just woke up. I’m vulnerable. I’m in my underwear and there a prince on TV.”

Royal Family News – Joe Rogan Disses Harry

Rogan said he thought it was strange that Harry knew who he is: “He’s like ‘Joe Rogan is giving out dangerous vaccine misinformation.’ And my first thought was f– did I? I might of.”

In case you missed it, Harry and his lovely wife Meghan Markle cosplayed infectious disease experts during the pandemic. As of August 4, Meghan’s 43rd birthday, they are experts on child suicide.

They have one college degree between them that has nothing to do with psychiatry or medicine. But Meghan is 43% Nigerian and trying to bring in the money by selling nonexistent jam and nachos.

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It’s much more entertaining to hear people talk about the Douche and Douchess of Excess then to listen to their self-pitying word salad lectures.

Here’s what Rogan had to say about the midlife prince: “I’m not even mad at Harry, if I was him I would have said the same s—. If I met that dude I’d love to have a drink with him. I think if I met that dude I’d say, ‘Man I’m not mad at you.’”

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Rogan added that he’d like to get Harry (who loves ayahuasca) drunk and say “Hey man, you ever do mushrooms?’”

One of the reasons the Markles have no A-list friends is because they snitch on them. After relocating to LA, Harry blabbed that former Friend star Courtney Cox keeps psychedelic shrooms in her fridge.

Rogan then suggested that Harry would invite him to “go meet the aliens.”

He wasn’t done with the innuendo however and got in the last laugh at Ginger Judas saying: “Could you image doing mushrooms with Prince Harry … while Prince Harry’s tripping balls I’m gonna hover over him and go, ‘Are you sure vaccines are safe? B—- you’re not a scientist.’” No, but he is married to Meghan Markle and together they make a great team of (you finish the sentence).

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