Royal Family News: Prince Harry’s Frostbite Mocku-Memoir ‘Spare Us! A Harrody’

British royal family news teases that Harry’s frost bit todger is getting another go at fame with a new parody of his memoir Spare, titled Spare Us! A Harrody. For those of you versed in Freudian innuendo the book promises to go, “deep inside the castle walls.”

Harry’s horrid memoir made him and wife Meghan a laughingstock as the content was pure bilge water thrown over his royal family plus blue material about his penis and virginity. Did you know that Harry rubbed his mom’s favorite Elizabeth Arden cream on his frostbitten penis? Did you want to know?

He also launched into a tacky revisit of losing his virginity in a field to an older woman who spanked him after he mounted her like a horse. There’s no coming back from this content.

Royal Family News: Harry’s Being Parodied

The cover of the mock-up book is a near facsimile of the original which has Harry’s glaring face so gigantic we can count the nose hairs. The fake book has the same mug shot but with tape over Harry’s mouth.

According to the Daily Mail, it is expected to make poke fun at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s various lunacies such as expecting privacy while parading their bonfire of the vanities to the highest bidder.

Royal Family News: Harry and Meghan Vanities

Hachette, which released a series of Enid Blyton parodies, is the publisher. The book description reads: “All I had ever wanted was privacy. In order to get it, it seemed that an exceptionally detailed 500,000-word book was in order…”

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It goes on to say of Harold, “He was born into an ancient, powerful dynasty … His life was a constant barrage of press intrusion and manipulation until, finally, he demanded that it stop. In order to get the privacy he so craved, he has written a frostbite-and-all book that goes deep inside the castle walls and exposes every shouting match, fist-fight, betrayal, teddy bear, awkward hug and tear-stained wedding rehearsal for the world to feast their eyes on. All for privacy! This is his story.”

Royal Family News: Harry’s Mock-up Book

Harry’s inane book (remember this is his life story) put a target on his back with South Park skewering both Harry and Meghan the Duke and Duchess of Excess as a royal couple who beg for privacy while drawing attention to themselves. On the episode they promoted the book ‘Waaagh’ a parody of Spare. So that’s what it’s come to, the once vibrant couple who were the saving hope for the monarchy and the world, are now trashy fodder worse even than a Kardashian bikini party. Tell us royal fans, did you read Spare and do you intend to read Spare Us?’

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