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Royal Family News: Queen Breaks Palace Protocol And Complains Of Being ‘Exhausted’

British royal family news shows that 95-year old Queen Elizabeth has just done the unthinkable—talk about her health in public. This goes against the palace’s strict, ‘never complain, never explain,’ mantra. It also breaches royal protocol which sees to it that the royals do not discuss their boils and bladders as freely as the general […]

Royal Family News: Disgraced Andrew Thinks He Still Has Something To “Give”

British royal family news reveals that remarkable Prince Andrew envisions a bold return to public life despite his, “£12million rape case payout to accuser Virginia Roberts,” in February. According to sources, his first step was his controversial large and in charge appearance at his late father’s memorial. Last week Prince Philip’s memorial was held at […]

Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Moving To NY?

British royal family news shows that royal runaways Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are rumored to be checking out second homes in one of the richest zip codes on earth. One rich and elitist zip code (a mansion in Montecito, California) isn’t enough for them? According to the rumor mill, the thirsty pair who shamelessly […]

Royal Family News: Prince Harry Is like Bridget Jones, ‘Addicted To Drama’

British royal family news shows that Harry and Meghan Markle are “addicted to drama” so sayeth one royal watcher. Tina Brown also thinks that Harry’s personality has done a 180 since meeting and marrying a game show hostess. Gone are his naked Vegas pool boy manners and in their place a strait jacketed bore who […]

Prince Charles Won’t Allow Andrew To Usurp Platinum Jubilee, Risks Queen’s Wrath?

British royal family news shows that certain senior royals are not amused by disgraced Prince Andrew’s usurpation of power at the expense of Prince Philip’s memory. Last week the duke appeared in a role many thought unbecoming, that of personal escort to Queen Elizabeth at the poignant tribute ceremony. Andrew had every right to honor […]

Royal Family News: Prince Harry Emotionally Needy and ‘Co-Dependant’ On Meghan

British royal family news teases that Prince Harry and Princess Pinocchio Meghan Markle have lived in the headlines ever since their sensationally tasteless move known ‘round the world as Megxit. That feat was a resounding rejection of his family, the crown, and the country. They quit for this reason: money. In their own words they […]