Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Earned “£500,000 A Minute” From Spotify For Doing Nothing

British royal family news divulges that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make, “£500,00 a minute,” according to the Daily Star. Yes, that’s savage. It’s all the more obscene that financial freedom comes from their lucrative deals with Spotify, for which they have not done a darn thing. Making a giggle fest celeb cameo-filled podcast a full year ago does not count as work.

Their skill sets consist of calligraphy (Meghan) and smelling like a boozy ashtray (Harry). No way does that constitute a worth that equals what they reportedly make for hiding out in their mansion and hypocritically lecturing people to breed two kids only, squeeze into economy class on airplanes, and drink oat milk lattes (excuse us, instant oat meal lattes).

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The Spotify deal is allegedly worth £18million. What they do produce is lots of hot air. They debuted something called Archewell Audio last December 15 last year, boasting the move would, “celebrate kindness and compassion.” One year later what they have to show is a lot of celebrating of themselves. Take Meghan’s sad August birthday video in which she begged for donations, and her cringe November Ellen interview after which she has been preternaturally, for her, invisible.

As the outlet notes, it has been, “radio silence from Archewell.” Which is not a good look, erm, sound, for a broadcaster.

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For his part Harry has busily thrust himself on other people’s podcasts, where he has to do no work, only heave hot air. For example he whined to Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert that his life as a privileged, elite royal had him feeling like a “zoo” animal. And who will ever forget their Oprah Winfrey interview in which they made a name for themselves (not printable here) by slamming his and her families?

On the show Meghan grumbled that they were forced to, “seek commercial deals after being financially cut off from the Royal Family.” Meghan is 40 and Harry is 37, and they expected to get an allowance for life apparently.

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While Harry and Meghan have made joint appearances, royal commentator Neil Sean alleges that, “brand experts have told Meghan and Harry to ‘split’ because their brand might ‘work better if you were independent of each other.’”

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Talking on his YouTube channel Neil Sean’s Daily News Headlines, he said, “It looks like in 2022 they could be heading for a split, and here’s the reason why. Those very expensive people that they pay thousands of pounds to every month, from all of those deals that we all report on, basically said, ‘Look it would work better if you were independent of each other.’”

“As we know, Meghan Markle wants to become some sort of political figure … Harry has set his cap at all the things to do with being unhappy.” Right now the most unhappy entity should be Spotify who has shelled out millions of pounds with nothing to show for it.

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