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Royal Family News: Queen Elizabeth Cancels Christmas

British royal family news reveals that Queen Elizabeth has canceled the royal family’s Sandringham estate Christmas gathering for the second year in a row. The cancellations both came out of an abundance of caution owing to the rampant Covid-19 pandemic. This year the omicron variant of Covid-19 is on the rise and experts are advising […]

Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Pity Party Rages On

British royal family news reports the gut wrenching dish that privileged Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are struggling to find their, “best work-life balance.” We had no idea they work. What do they do other than whine and moan about their pampered lives, lecture the masses on how to live according to their scripture and […]

Prince William Would ‘End COVID And World Cancer’ If He Were In Charge Of Christmas

The Duke of Cambridge, 39, chatted with Royal Marsden London Hospital’s radio station from Kensington Palace following the announcement that Her Majesty has canceled pre-Christmas lunch. He shared his favorite activities for the festive season, talking about things like his love for “ice skating”, even though he looks like a “deer on ice” every time […]

Royal Family News: Meghan Channels Punxsutawney Phil, Emerges From Hiding

British royal family news reveal that Punxsutawney Phil emerged today, saw its shadow and promptly went underground again. Wait, that was Meghan Markle in Montecito. Forgive the confusion, the resemblances are uncanny. Here comes Meghan, bundled up like a Pennsylvania groundhog should be, incomprehensibly swadddled in half a ton of winterwear in the bright California […]

Royal Family News: The Queen Forced To Cancel Christmas Lunch

British royal family news divulges that these days the queen must be flexible in planning for royal events and even family get-togethers. In the past few weeks she has cancelled important royal duties due to ailing health. Now she has had to cancel a significant family event with another potentially on the chopping block. The […]