The Royal Family

British royal family news reveals the bombshell that Harry and William have ended their reputed rift. But that’s according to Sarah Ferguson, so consider the toe-sucking source. According to the redheaded rebel, “The unveiling of a statue to Princess Diana has helped heal the rift between Prince Harry and Prince William.” According to the Daily […]

British royal family news reveals that a sex scandal is threatening to destroy the high and mighty brand Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have worked so hard to craft. Their brand is all they have left after defecting from the monarchy, and they’ve desperately clung onto the titles Duke and Duchess of Sussex plus trademarked […]

British royal family news reveals that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, “seem to be existing in a different place,” according to their pet journalist Omid Scobie. We couldn’t make tripe like this up, so don’t even ask. According to Scobie Doo these two-tone deaf, non-quenchable thirst questers are ready to induce a, “new era of […]

British royal family news shows that The Mail on Sunday has dropped a major bombshell in the decades- old controversy over Princess Diana’s BBC interview. According to the outlet, they hope to, “make amends for the Martin Bashir scandal by paying about £1.5 million ‘guilt money’ to a charity chosen by the Royal Family.” Bashir […]

British royal family news shows that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle don’t read their email. If they had they’d know their 15 minutes are up. How else to explain the children’s latest craven PR move about the real world? They exist in a make-believe fantasy land where Me-Again issues birthday wishes to herself and Harry […]

British Royal family news reveals a royal commentator tore down Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s Netflix dreams, saying that all they’d given Netflix so far was the “world’s most expensive press release”. Royal Commentator Believes Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Have One Shot To Keep Their Netflix Deals The Sussex couple made a decision in […]

British Royal family news reveals parenting is not an easy job, if it was, it’d be a paid position, but as no amount of money can even begin to compensate the work parents do, it’s still unpaid. Not unless someone smart reopens negotiations in the future. Kate Middleton has proven that royal or not, parenting […]

British royal family news shows that a couple of clown princes, Harry and Andrew, are overshadowing the rest of the royals. Their scandals and outrageous ways are casting a shadow over the monarchy, painting it with a broad brush for lesser known royals. Curiously both are what the royals term “spares.” A spare is the […]

Royal Family news shows Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, has proven that she’s just like the rest of us. Like we all love to imagine great things coming our way for something we did, be it releasing a single, a book, a tweet even these days, Sarah has shown that she’s a victim of […]

Royal Family news reveals Prince Andrew’s lawyers are claiming that Virginia Giuffre’s lawsuit is because of the woman’s drive to get ahold of his wealth, a few Palace and legal aides are concerned about Prince Andrew’s story, which is beginning to raise concerns amongst close sources. Last week, Virginia Giuffre, who is now a mother […]